The Vegan Candle

The vegan candle BAAAABE. Coconut wax. For the sensitive souls. Packed in eco friendly wrap and the insiide packing dissolves in water. FACT. Soy wax. Double Wicked with maple wood by me Eddie! x
 
PROUD OF YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT?
SHOW YOUR FRIENDS SLAUGHTERED ANIMALS DESPITE BEING VEGAN?
 
THIS CANDLE IS FOR YOU.  SMELLS OF FUCK ALL.
LIKE A CROSSFITTER YOU WILL TELL EVERYONE  ABOUT IT DESPITE NO ONE ASKING.
 
THIS WAXY BEAST COMES WITH A FREE LEAF IN CASE YOU GET THE NIBBLES. ADD HIMILAYAN SALT YOU BOUGHT FROM HOME N BARGAIN.
LIGHT AND OPEN YOUR VIRTUE CHAKRA AND READ THE SECRET. 1111 HUNS. DOWNWARD DOG.
NAMAFUCKINSLAY BITCH
 
COWSPIRACY
PACKAGED WITH A THIRD EYE XX