The Vegan Candle

The Vegan Candle

£15.00Price

The vegan candle BAAAABE. Almost scentless. A dash of lavender, patchouli and lemongrass mixed me ME hun. A DASH. For the sensitive souls. Packed in eco friendly wrap and the insiide packing dissolves in water. FACT. Soy wax. Double Wicked with maple wood by me Eddie! x

 

PROUD OF YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT?

SHOW YOUR FRIENDS SLAUGHTERED ANIMALS DESPITE BEING VEGAN?

 

THIS CANDLE IS FOR YOU.  SMELLS OF FUCK ALL.

LIKE A CROSSFITTER YOU WILL TELL EVERYONE  ABOUT IT DESPITE NO ONE ASKING.

 

THIS WAXY BEAST COMES WITH A FREE LEAF IN CASE YOU GET THE NIBBLES. ADD HIMILAYAN SALT YOU BOUGHT FROM HOME N BARGAIN.

LIGHT AND OPEN YOUR VIRTUE CHAKRA AND READ THE SECRET. 1111 HUNS. DOWNWARD DOG.

NAMAFUCKINSLAY BITCH

 

COWSPIRACY

PACKAGED WITH A THIRD EYE XX

     
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