The Vegan Candle
£15.00Price
The vegan candle BAAAABE. Almost scentless. A dash of lavender, patchouli and lemongrass mixed me ME hun. A DASH. For the sensitive souls. Packed in eco friendly wrap and the insiide packing dissolves in water. FACT. Soy wax. Double Wicked with maple wood by me Eddie! x
PROUD OF YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT?
SHOW YOUR FRIENDS SLAUGHTERED ANIMALS DESPITE BEING VEGAN?
THIS CANDLE IS FOR YOU. SMELLS OF FUCK ALL.
LIKE A CROSSFITTER YOU WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT DESPITE NO ONE ASKING.
THIS WAXY BEAST COMES WITH A FREE LEAF IN CASE YOU GET THE NIBBLES. ADD HIMILAYAN SALT YOU BOUGHT FROM HOME N BARGAIN.
LIGHT AND OPEN YOUR VIRTUE CHAKRA AND READ THE SECRET. 1111 HUNS. DOWNWARD DOG.
NAMAFUCKINSLAY BITCH
COWSPIRACY
PACKAGED WITH A THIRD EYE XX