The Man Candle
Luxury candle that is inspired by Tom Ford. Tuscan leather. it smells expensive, because it is. The oil combinations cost a fucking bom. Just because its funny doesnt mean it isn't a horny beautiful masculine smell. Comes boxed. Add any message you want and i will print it for you.
HE CAN'T FIND HIS KEYS, HE HASN'T LOOKED. HE LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP.
HIS CLOTHES ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE. HE SCRATCHES HIS ARSE.
HE CAN'T DO SEXY TALK, HE JUST POINTS AT IT.
DOESN'T NOTICE YOUR NEW HAIR BUT NOTICES YOUR CHIN HAIR.
HE THINKS THE BED SHEETS ONLY NEED CHANGING TWICE A YEAR.
BUT HE SMELLS FIT AND TAKES THE BINS OUT.
TUSCAN LEATHER INSPIRED BY T. FORD