CANDLE SHED OPENING INFO

I'm floating about. Might be hungover though. Love a wine babe

Mon - thursi: 9am - 4pm Chocker!
Fri-Might be on a date
Sat: Lockdown. Message if ya fancy
Sunday: Hungover. Leave a message.

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HEY LOCKDOWN HUNZ

this is Eddie Fortune Candles! The photo below represents 2020/21, utter shite. Below you will see all my hand crafted designs, absolutely daft but gorgeous candles I made in my mums tiny kitchen. All soya, all made with blood sweat and wine tears. Check them out.

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EDDIE FORTUNE

Store Manager LMAO

Eddie is a professional comedian who makes candles cos life got fucking tough. Check him out. Google him and be scarred for life.

 
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ABOUT EDDIE THE COMEDIAN CANDLE MAN

My Story

Since 1948 Eddie has been making candles...Jokes. A fucking Global Pandemic hit, we went into lockdown 4 days after my birthday, the day I was dumped by txt by a wool. A few months later after losing every gig on earth I decided to make a few candles. Seeing so many candles on the market promising to find you tranquility and your 9th chakra somewhere inside vaginal core I decided to change it up. I put my own comedy into each candle and personalised them for people. Making people laugh is my priority. Some even cried. I just want these candles to bring someone, somewhere, A smile.

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